While any adult UFC member can be ordained as a Minister in any community world-wide, we're also looking for a top-level community organizer in each of America's 100 largest cities to serve as Archbishop. These positions are open to any qualified UFC member without regard to race, gender, gender orientation, or age.
If you'd like to earn $50,000 to $150,000 a year while carrying out the UFC's mission in your city, email a resume and/or letter of interest to Mother Mary (universfc[at]aol.com).
Your responsibilities would include proselytizing, building a membership base, establishing one or more temples and community centers, and promoting UFC events that would publicize the UFC and bring in money to pay you. If you're selected as the local Archbishop, you keep 100% of all income you generate in return for a monthly licensing fee paid to the mother church.
Because we understand the necessary nexus between religious mission and religious marketing, we understand your need to make a good living or you just can't afford to do good on a full-time basis.
If you're selected for your community, you'll receive information and training on several programs that will both spread the UFC message and bring in money. But you need the skills to make them work. You should be smart, out-going, computer literate, business oriented, and a good talker.
Available programs to earn you a living while furthering the UFC's doctrine and mission include:
-- Petition drives where you and others you recruit gather signatures and get donations on issues like end drug prohibition or let adults drink alcohol at age 18.
-- Private bingo or card game nights only for consenting adult UFC members.
-- Organizing attractive young women and men as UFC members to get votes and earn money as local contestants in the UFC's world-wide Ms. Naked Universe and Mr. Naked Universe beauty contests.
If you've ever worked as a community organizer, canvassed and been involved in petition drives, promoted any type of events, or successfully sold anything for a living, you probably have the skills we're looking for. But we're open to looking at anyone who sends us an email that makes sense.